The oldest person will undoubtedly be you inside this glorified youth club. Hidden up a set of steps mainstream house hits reverberate around a wood paneled room adorned with giant, framed dollar bills. Thug bouncers keep law and order among the unruly teen boys wearing dad’s aftershave, desperate to impress teeny-bopper girls wearing far too few clothes. Oblivious to the chaos a glitter ball revolves around the heaving mayhem of teendom below.