Probably the biggest clue that Tropicana is more than just a regular sauna is the fact that it looks completely shady. Minimally illuminated in dark blue, red and green, this otherwise straight-forward seeming two-floor sauna club offers massages, a steam bath, Finnish sauna, Jacuzzi and a bar. Oh, and a 'dark room' about which their website says nothing except to always use a condom. So pack those along with a towel and flip-flops and off you go for only 30zł Mon-Thurs, 35zł Fri-Sun. If you're a veteran over the age of 25, that is. Fresh meat (25 and under) gets in for only 10zł before 19:00 if you bring a towel and flippers (16zł if you need to rent them). Now we understand where the words 'steamy' and 'seedy' got their connotations.