You don't need to wander around Tilburg long to find a party pub but if you want to find one of the best then head over to Le Clochard. It's always busy here, and if it isn't, that means it's closed. There's nothing in between. On Friday afternoon you'll find a queue of about 50 teenagers outside and all the local students come here for shelter. The walls of Le Clochard curve inward with an occasional porthole so it feels like you're dancing in a submarine, which can of course lead to seasickness. Or was it just too many drinks?