In Lucerne, Switzerland, hailing a taxi is akin to calling upon a knight in shining armour, but instead of a horse, you get a car, and instead of a lance, a meter. Navigating the picturesque streets of Lucerne by taxi is a breeze, provided you remember a few golden rules. First off, don't try to flag down taxis on the street like you're hailing the mothership - it's frowned upon. Find a taxi stand or use your phone to summon your carriage.

Speaking of phones, while you might be tempted to discuss the beauty of the Kapellbrücke with your driver, keep in mind they might prefer the beauty of silence or the local radio station. Fares in Lucerne, much like the city itself, are charming yet premium. Ensure your wallet is prepared for a fairy-tale ending, which in this case means no surprises when it comes to paying. And here's a quirky tip: if you're lost in the Swiss German dialect, a smile and a polite "English, please?" will go a long way.

Remember, in Lucerne, taxis aren't just a mode of transport; they're your introduction to Swiss efficiency, punctuality, and perhaps, a bit of luxury – especially if you end up in one of those fancy electric taxis that glide through the streets as smoothly as a swan in the lake.

Here are some companies if you want to order a taxi:

RFTaxi, (+41) 41 320 18 18, www.rftaxi.ch
takes credit cards.
McTaxi, (+41) 76 577 66 55, www.mctaxi.ch
Taxi Hess, (+41) 41 310 10 10, www.hesstaxi.ch

The ridesharing service Uber also operates in Lucerne. You can order your ride over an app on your smartphone. Fares are usually significantly cheaper than standard taxi fares, but on the downside you'll be supporting Silicon Valley vulture capitalists and their race-to-bottom dystopian vision for our society. Can your conscience handle that? If so, you've almost certainly already got the app, so don't need any further info from us.