Miau Cafe

There are cats here. We could easily leave it at that, as those obsessed by the small furballs will already have a look of joy on their faces. But anyway, there are 6 resident cats here, training all the humans who enter to be their servants, for they will sleep on you, ignore you, hide from you, and observe you - some even plot their escape and often make a calculated dash for the glass door when people enter. Some of them make it out, only for their plans to be foiled by the nice people that serve awesome cakes and beverages. You don't have to enter the cat room (if not, why would you even go?), and can choose to  simply observe the humans being trained by the feline masterminds.