Resembling a sophisticated school disco, Loom specialises in ear-splitting house music for the 18-25 crowd, who come to sip €7 mojitos and look good on the red cube pvc seating. Ask the waitresses here what’s so great about the place and receive a grinning shriek of “cocktails!”. It’s only a matter of time now before the McCocktail arrives, but there you have it.
