This premium site only has a couple dozen girls listed, but most of them appear to be on perpetual Bob Dylan-esque never ending tours of our bountiful sun-soaked continent, so at least a few are sure to be passing through the Gold Coast at any given time.

Average rates are in the neighbourhood of $600-750 for a full hour, and most of the ladies look like they popped right off one of the pages of those dirty magazines you found in the bottom drawer of your dad's nightstand when you were a kid, before the internet had ruined everything. Just to be clear, that was our long-winded way of saying most of the girls look like excessively airbrushed pornstars, but the photos are verified so apparently they look like excessively airbrushed pornstars in real life too.

While the dames in question aren't exactly our type, we do appreciate that Private Girls gives the impression of being a genuine, honest to goodness mom-and-pop operation, or in this case just an honest to goodness mom-sans-pop operation, with the Perth-based proprietor including a lengthy, heartfelt biography on the page. In fact, if we were a young lady looking to break into the independent escort game, this would likely be our first port of calling for advertising our services online.