The only brothel to be found between Surfers Paradise and Tweed Heads, Secret Liaisons, or just Secrets for short, sets itself apart from the competition with little touches like offering $50 discounts for clients on their birthdays (photo ID required), no room fees on your 10th visit and rates clearly divided into room and service fees (presumably to make the processing of your business expenses easier for the company accountant). As writers ourselves, we also appreciate that the ladies' bios have a bit more cheekiness and depth to them than most other brothel sites.